Once upon a time there lived a man named Randy. He was a simple man who lived in the mountains high above a tiny town called Okitraz. Randy was a wacky, simple man who lived off of the land and tried as hard as he could to not enter into this tiny town. Though he tried to avoid it, eventually he would end up needing something from the market. These trips usually took up a whole day causing him to come home famished every time. Now some of you may wonder why Randy tries so hard to avoid this town, well I’m about to tell you why. Back in the early 2000’s Randy walked into town fixin’ to change his life so he bought himself one of those phones. He got all of the special things that the wireless company had to offer. Randy was real proud of himself, catching up with the times and all, but he felt a slight discomfort with the new lingo all the teens were using. Word like “ Freaking, Y’all, Frick, and, Roasting” were being thrown around like nothing. Randy didn't even know what those words meant! So he decided to go visit his granddaughter Sarah who was “really big into that texting stuff “, as Randy would put it. He got to her house and Sarah was happy to see that her grandpa was getting the latest gadgets. He said “ Now Sarah, do you know what the heck ‘Nah Saying’ means? Sarah respond with, “ Yeah grandpa its what you say when you want to know if someone knows what you're talking about.”. Randy looked at her confused, but he decided to just go with it though he didn't know at all what Sarah was talking about. Later that same evening, Sarah made some delicious dinner for the two of them. Randy was craving some hot coffee so he asked if Sarah would brew him up a pot. Twenty minutes later they were sitting on the front porch watching the moon climb higher, and higher into the night sky. “Nascar!” shouted Sarah. “What the heck was that for?” asked Randy “You almost gave me a heart attack!”. “Sorry grandpa, I assumed you already knew! Us young ins shout that at moments of silence.”. “Well thats the weirdest thing i’ve ever heard.” Said Randy. “What else do you kids do for fun?”. “Oh grandpa there are so many things!’’ Sarah said. “Mostly we do things to annoy one another. Like when someone tells us something we like to respond with an ‘okay’ just to end conversation.”. “Hmm…’’ said Randy, “why do you do that?”. Sarah said “ Well because grandpa if someone came up to you talking about bubbles would you want to stand there and listen?”. “Well I suppose not”, said Randy. “Well grandpa that what we do to avoid conversations like that”.